Top Ten Advantages to Being Odie
10. Never has to read Paradise Lost
9. Plenty of saliva for throwing spitballs
8. Isn't embarrassed if he forgets to give "Jeopardy" answer in the form of a question

7. Relief always as close as the nearest tree
6. Tongue can reach those "hard-to-lick" places
5. Teenage girls think stupidity is cute
4. Can buy and sell Marmaduke
3. Okay to scratch himself in public
2. Lack of brains means big-time bliss
1. All the toilet water he can drink

hehehehe...SNILLD!!