laugardagur, júlí 26, 2003

hey ho gott fólk.
er gjörsamlega að eipa yfir NOFX disknum ,,pump up the valuum" og laginu ,,Clams have feelings too (actually they don't)".. hér mun ég leyfa ykkur að njóta snilldarinnar

Birds are dumb
cause small bird brain
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk
most other sing
I don’t see you eating a talking bird
Pigs smell bad
they roll in pooh
But so do kids and elderly
I don’t see you chop off an old man’s feet
Put them in a mason jar and pickle them
No chowder for you,
cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don’t have central nervousness
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it they don’t have a face
They have no face,
no place for ears
There’s no clam eyes to cry clam tears
No spinal cord,
they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery
I don’t believe it’s selfish to eat defenseless shellfish
No chowder for you
clams have feelings too
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don’t think they do, clams have feelings too

bölvuð snilld.
svo er þetta líka mega cool:


What’s the Matter With Parents Today?

Mom and dad, howd ya get so rad. when exacly did you get so hip
Wearing tenage clothes you’re always coming to my shows
And telling me that I should mellow out
I’ts absurd, you’re singin everyword
Your not supposed to like my band, things I like you don’t understand
So please put down down the roman coke, that’s not behavior for old folk
Can’t we just bang out on holidays
Dad and mum, what planet are you from
And what convinced you to pack up and leave
Doing drugs and asking me for hugs, what’s the matter with parents today
Not again, when will it end
Dads dressing like motley crue and why moms hair dyed bright blue
There staying out till 2 or 3 and then having sex publicly
I tought the apple fell far from tree
Mom and dad I think you ought, to quit so much pot
And hanging with my friends
Laying round on the couch with my misfits records out
Sofly bangin your heads
Maybe it’s just a passing phase
What’s the matter with my parents these days


óska öllum góðs laugardagskvölds, veit allavega að framundan hjá mér er becks,heiniken og stórkostlegt stuð með stúlkum..húrra fyrir stelpudjammiiiii