,,it's always funny
until someone gets hurt
then it is just hilarious!"

A laug.sl voru akkurat 17 ar sidan einn svalasti bassaleikari ever,
cliff burton, do i rutuslysi.. vildi bara svona, heidra minningu toffarans med uhh..
thessu?
kannski vid haefi ad skella inn eins og einni mynd af honum!
Thad er einmitt honum og Flea ad thakka ad eg byrjadi ad hafa ahuga a bassaleik!
imyndid ykkur thad.. Basssolo, take one..

hallo ..

eg er gjorsamlega ekki ad halda vatni yfir lagi med Desert Sessions sem heitir
,,Wanna Make It Wit Chu" thad svoleidis steinliggur.. tjekkidi a thessu og
dowlodidi laginu, ef thid filid thetta ekki tha eru thad thid sem erud bara kjanaleg..
enda ekki lelegt company a bakvid thetta band.. thid lesid thetta bara a sidunni.

For i bio i gaerkvoldi a ,,League of extraordinary gentlemen" eda e-n fjarinn.
djofull og andskoti!!! Fyrr myndi eg brenna i helviti en ad horfa a thessa mynd aftur.
og tha er mikid sagt.. hun var algjorlega disaster! Juju, audvitad er Connery alltaf
svalur en hann er bara ordinn svo fucking gamall!!!



Svo kom mer skemmtilega a ovart ad sja Stuart Townsend i thessari mynd,
hafdi ekki hugmynd um ad hann vaeri i henni.. audvitad var hann odrepandi
og lykillinn i sogunni...GIMME A BREAK!!! en hann er samt svalur..



en einsog adur sagdi, tha myndi eg ekki maela med thessari mynd vid neinn!

I Started A Joke


I started a joke
Which started the whole world crying
Oh but I didn't see
That the joke was on me...oh no..
And I started to cry
Which started the whole world laughing
Oh if I'd only seen
That the joke was on me


And I looked at the skies
Running my hands
Over my eyes
And I fell out of bed
Cursing my head
For things that I've said
Till I finally died
Which started the whole world living
Oh if I'd only seen
That the joke was on me


And I looked at the skies
Running my hands
Over my eyes
And I fell out of bed
Cursing my head
For things that I've said


Till I finally died
Which started the whole world living
Oh if I'd only seen
That the joke was on me
That the joke was on me.........me.........

-faith no more (aftur)

Ef eg hef e-n timann fengid afall thegar eg heyrdi eitt lag adan..
var ad hlusta a faith no more og hef hlustad a thennan disk svona 90.000 sinnum
en eg hef aldrei fattad hvers mikid textinn passar vid lif mitt thessa dagana..
sjitturinn sko
..

Get Out


What if there's no more fun to have?
And all I've got is what I had
What if I have forgotten how?
Cut my losses and get out now


Get out right now

There's something stronger than me
There's something I don't want to see
A new thing growing in me


It is the hardest thing to do
To watch it grow on top of you
And see you're just like everyone
No fun


There's something stronger than me
There's something I don't want to see
A new thing growing in me
There's something I don't want to see


I don't speak that language anymore
My blood is not that color anymore
My blood don't shine the same way anymore
I cannot deny it anymore


There's something stronger than me
There's something I don't want to see
Got a new thing growing in me
There's something I don't want to see
There's something stronger than me
There's something I don't want to see
A new thing growing in me...

ps. eg hef sennilega slegid met i mesta ,,stelpubloggi" ever nuna..
uff..

nuna leidist mer all hrikalega..
i tilefni af thvi ad arsenal og manchester (SUCKS) united voru ad keppa i dag,
tha aetla eg ad bua til mitt eigid draumalid.. juju, haefileikarnir mega vera med,
en utlitid verdur ad vera til stadar..

thetta er..

..the all star, Hootchy Mama team.. (eda brot af thvi allavega)

ad sjalfsogdu,byrjum vid a myndarlegasta manninum i history of soccer...
arsenal sviinn, herra ljungberg..


..juju, ma vera ad hann se ordinn klisjukenndur en hann er natturulega asnalega
vel utlitandi og med haefileikana i lagi... ma eg kynna, madurinn sem kys beinagrindur
sem eiginkonur, herra david beckham..



..hann er klar, langur, franskur og fallegur.. eg er reyndar ekkert fra thvi ad hann
se klarastur i heimi..eda geimi.. thierry Henry..



..eg veit ekki mikid um hann til ad segja eitthvad skondid, en hann er saetur og ur
arsenal.. hann er reyndar alltaf med oskop vesaeldarlegt skegg en thad ma alltaf
baeta ur thvi! Robert Pires..



hann sokkadi ASS i leiknum i dag, var naestum laminn af arsenal monnum,
en hann er samt klar.. hann er stor og dokkhaerdur(kannski pinu of stort feis),en getur madur bedid um meira?
ruud van nistelrooy..



..jaeja..nog komid i bili fyrir svefninn, fleiri leikmenn koma inni sem lidur a dagana..
keep informed.. on the new, crazy and the hot.. Hootchy Mama Team...

15-20
When you turn on the charm, stand back — you give it your all.
The problem? Sometimes your aggressive moves may label you as a player,
someone who couldn't possibly be looking for a real relationship.
Slowing down to make a legitimate connection with someone would
boost your success ratio in a big way.

var ad taka ,,flirting" prof a msn adan og fekk ein 16 stig .. ja her
little did i know..
:)
For i gaerkvoldi a brain police og minus a grandrokk, mjog godir tonleikar..
og mjooog mikid sud!!! Fekk mer einnig nytt tattoo i gaer..hurra fyrir thvi
:)
svo er eg lasin..thad er stormvidvorun fyrir island i kvold og nott,
og a morgun.. thad er bara allt omurlegt nanast i kvold..ussussuss...

Eg er engan veginn ad na thvi hversu cool eitt band getur verid...
Nofx..meistarar rugltonlistar! hurra fyrir thvi :)
teir eru nu kannski ekkert rosalega myndarlegir.. ju trommarinn er flottur,
(annar fra vinstri a efstu myndinni)
Alles ad tjekka a nofxofficialwebsite.com og fatwreck.com sidunum,
gaman gaman ad thessu!!!

Thank God It's Monday

Monday is my favorite time of year

I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like about Mondays
Cause they feel like Saturdays
When you don't gotto go to work
Every day is a holiday
I wake up when I want to
I do anything I wanna do
Can't wait for Tuesday

I really never liked Fridays (I don't)
I can't do what I wanna do (Like to do)
Sold out at the movies (Sold out)
Can't eat at the restaurants (Restaurants)
Everybody want a good time
But the bar's full of cigarette smoke
I think I'll stay home
I think I'll wait for Monday

I live a 5 day weekend
I gotta year long holiday
Thank God it's Monday
The only place I gotta go be
Is at the show or on the first tee
Thank God for Monday
Nevermind the aggravation, modulation
Gimme another key

I'll tell you why I like Tuesdays (Wednesday)
Cause the're kinda like Christmas (New Years)
Come to think about Wednesdays (Thursday)
Are a little like Hannakah (Every day is good)
Thursday's Thanksgiving
I'm talking about good living
I'll think I give thanks
Thank God it's monday

Cinderella!


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hehe..my monkey arse..

10 Commandments of the Tenacious D

1. Never stop Rocking.
2. Legalize all drugs.
3. Quit your day job.
4. All Religion should be taxed.
5. Cut down on carbohydrates.
6. Fuck her gently.
7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.
8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

var ad henda inn tonns af linkum herna til hlidar..vona ad thad komi inn sem fyrst..

Er buin ad vera ad hlusta a ,,The Great Southern Trendkill" med Pantera i allan dag og thad er med olikindum hvad eg dyrka 2 log, ,,Suicide Note pt.1" og ,,Suicide Note Pt.2" .. oll login eru bilud a thessum disk en thessi tvo na alltaf gaesahudastigunum.. og natturulega Floods lika, sem er mest scary lag bara ever...af thvi ad thad er gott, ad sjalfsogdu..

SUICIDE NOTE PT. 1

Cheap cocaine, a dry inhale, the pills that kill and take
the pain away
Diet of life, shelter without, the face that cannot
see inside yours and mine
When I'm hiding, when I need it, it lets me
breathe, for our handle on this life, I don't believe
this time
Would you look at me now?
Can you tell I'm a man?
With these scars on my wrists
To prove I'll try again
Try to die again, try to live through this night
Try to die again.....
Forever fooling, free and using, sliding down the
slide that breaks a will
Mothers angel, getting smarter, how smart are
you to regress unfulfilled? It's a damn shame,
but who's to blame?

SUICIDE NOTE PT. II

Out of my mind, gun up to the mouth
No pretension, execution, live and learn
Rape and turn
Fret not family, nor pre-judged army
This is for me, and me only, cowards only
Try it
Don't you try to die, like me
It's livid and it's lies and makes graves
It's not worth the time to try, to replenish a
rotting life
I'll end the problem, facing nothing, fuck you off,
fuck you all
Tortured history, addict of misery, this exposes me
for weakness is a magnet - watch me do it
Graves descending down
Why would you help anyone who doesn't want it,
doesn't need it, doesn't want your shit advice
when a mind's made up to go ahead and die?
What's done is done and gone, so why cry?

svo natturulega War Nerve sem er med skuggalegasta texta ever...

WAR NERVE

Truly, fuck the world, for all it's worth,
every inch of Planet
Earth, fuck myself, don't leave me out, but don't get
involved, don't corner me
Inside, ulcer, unjust bastards, file out face first
Meet the lies and see what you are
It's forcing you down, and it's grinding against you
Let the war nerve break
For every fucking second the pathetic media pisses on me and
judges what I am in one paragraph - Look here - Fuck you all
Expect the worse, you bleeding heart, but kill me first
before it starts, yes my cock is getting hard, we are
born different after all
Invite mayhem, produce weapons, shoot out, burn down
No CNN or media now
All the money in the fucking world couldn't
buy me one second of trust or one ounce of
faith in anything you're about
Fuck you all
Nothing is worth the sleep that I've lost
Apologies unacceptable now
A blistered revenge awaits in me
This is fucking loveless
Hate
Hate mail is not read, in jail instead
Hate
The Lord knows, there's worse
Ignore, this curse
Hate

ah. gledilegan manudag og gledilegt midnaetti ad nu se manudagur BUiNN og thridjudagur byrjadur. solin skein nu a okkur naepu islendingana i dag en eg eyddi deginum i thad ad sofa til hadegis, hangsa i fih meirihluta dagsins og i worldclass. oju, dugleg kallast thad en ekki nytur madur vedursins neitt af viti.
aetladi i bio en thad for i rugl.. vonast nu til ad baeta ur thvi bradlega... thad er alger bolvud snilld ad hafa laptopp herna hja ser, madur getur tsjillad uppi rumi einsog akkurat nuna og jafnvel talad vid eitthvad folk um After eight og ymislegt skemmtilegt...ja thetta er frelsandi!
helgin var saemileg. roleg a fostudagskvoldinu en tok nettan djammpakka a laugkvoldinu.. mundi skyndilega eftir thvi i gaer i thynnku daudans hvad thad var gaman ad sleppa thvi ad drekka og vakna...ekkert thunnur...
en svona er lifid...einsog vitur madur sagdi..
nu grutleidist mer. aetla ad fara ad surfa eitthvad a netinu,
jafnvel ad madur fari sidan ad halla ser til svefns..
enda... strangur dagur i worldclass og fih a morgun.. again
svona er thetta bara..

var ad skura adan og hugsa um hvad lifid mitt er tilgangslaust og leidinlegt stundum.. akvad mer til mikillar gledi ad skella disk med Bobby McFerrin i graerjurnar og botna vel og mikid.. hlustadi ad sjalfsogdu a ,,dont worry be happy" og eg er hamingjusamasta rotta ever nuna.
allir aettu ad hlusta a thetta lag svona einu sinni a dag, tha vaeru allir sattir ;)
allavega,it made my day..


Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don't worry, be happy......

Ain't got no place to lay your head
Somebody came and took your bed
Don't worry, be happy
The land lord say your rent is late
He may have to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
Lood at me I am happy
Don't worry, be happy
Here I give you my phone number
When you worry call me
I make you happy
Don't worry, be happy
Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
Ain't got not girl to make you smile
But don't worry be happy
Cause when you worry
Your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
So don't worry, be happy (now).....

There is this little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Like good little children
Don't worry, be happy
Listen to what I say
In your life expect some trouble
But when you worry
You make it double
Don't worry, be happy......
Don't worry don't do it, be happy
Put a smile on your face
Don't bring everybody down like this
Don't worry, it will soon past
Whatever it is
Don't worry, be happy

godan daginn bornin min.

atti med eindaemum gott kveld i gaerkvoldi med honum Smara kallinum, horfdum a Bruce Almighty og hun kom mer bara nett a ovart.. missti mig adeins i hlaturskasti thegar einn frettamadurinn tok flipp undir stjorn Bruce.. aeji, their sem hafa sed thessa mynd vita um hvad eg er ad tala :)
annars var thad bara lekkert, aetlum ad stefna a dinner nk.laugardagskvold og tha mun eg svo boldly, prufa hrefnukjot.. dadaraaa... erla, ekki thekkt fyrir ad vera nyjungagjorn manneskja :)

annars byrjadi eg i gaerkvoldi ad lesa heilunarbok og hun heilladi mig uppur skonum. hver veit nema undirritud fari ad fa dellu fyrir thessu og fari ad heila folk, haegri vinstri?
thad vaeri skondid.. en gott..!

atvinnuleysid hrjair mig enn og eg er farin ad sofa einum og einum klukkutima meira a daginn.. fyrst vaknadi eg alltaf samviskusom um 9...svo 10..nuna var eg rett ad skrida a faetur.. ussuss.
tharf ad fara ad skura,skrubba og bona fyrir mommu mina nuna svo ad.. hurra..eg hef eitthvad ad gera ;)
enjoy your day, all you punkers out there..

,,what a day,what a day if you can look me in the face and hold your vomit"
-faith no more

oj.oj.oj.oj.oj.oj.Ojjjjjjjjjjjj!!!!

island a thessum degi er ooogedslegt!!! ullabjakk!
eina sem roar mig a svona sull degi er vaentanlegt videoglap og hvad Rob Trujillo i metallica er hot.. og audvitad james hetfield sjalfur.. skoll ad hann se giftur, 3ja barna fadir og 20 arum eldri en eg.. craps. en svona er lifid. eg tharf bara ad saetta mig vid thetta allt ;)

boomtsjiigaaa...!!


The Gentle Art Of Making Enemies

The words are so familiar-
all the same greats, the same mistakes
It doesn't have to be like this

If you don't make a friend now
One might make you
So learn
The gentle art of making enemies

Don't look so surprised
Happy birthday...fucker
Blow that candle out,
We're gonna kick you, kick you

[Don't say you're not because you are]
[Don't say you're not because you are]
[History tells us that you are]
[History tells us that you are]

And all you need is just one more excuse
You put up one hell of a fight, you put up one hell of a fight
I wanna hear you very best excuse
I never felt this much alive, I never felt this much alive

Your day has finally come-
So where the hat and do the dance
And let the suit keep wearing you.

This year you'll sit and take it
And you will like it-
It's the gentle art of making enemies

I deserve a reward
Cuz I'm the best fuck that you ever had
And if I tighten up my hole-
You may never see the light again

[There's always an easy way out]
[There's always an easy way out]
[You need something wet in your mouth]
[You need something wet in your mouth]

I never felt this much alive

FAITH NO MORE veit hvernig a ad segja thetta!
ooooh baby yeaaaaaaaaah! mike patton er svalasti durgur aldarinnar. hooorku toffari

You're a Marilyn! Sexy, sultry, savvy, and the
life of the party, men want you, and women envy
you. Your personality, charm, and looks make
you a total bombshell!


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My inner child is sixteen years old!

Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.


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Pirates of the Caribbean!


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Duh. You are "But WHY's the rum gone?!"
You're not the smartest one in the bunch, but
you're sweetly appealing and you don't let
disappointment get to you. Everybody
identifies with you, because let's face it, why
IS the rum gone?


Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.


What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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gledigledi... var ad koma ur marathon innkaupum i hagkaupi fyrir familiuna. . ,,serlega med eindaemum skemmtilegt". keypti mer i gaer 2 dvd, hina storgodu Moulin Rouge (med yfir 6 klukkutima af aukaefni..ohmy..) og hina ovidjafnalegu Snatch .. horfdi a hana og aukaefnid allt i gaer, alger snilld. Castid er uppa tiu og myndin er bara svo...god...og ensk.. thad er alger snilld! guy ritchie nattlega svalur tho hann se med thessari bolvudu mellu(finnst mer...hehemm)

hann er svalur... svo er natturulega restin af gaejunum i myndinni ekki af verri endanum..!!



og svo natturulega konungur sjarmerandi karlmanna....




..ja .. eg er enn atvinnulaus!

saelt veri folk.

helgin min var i thad rolegasta bara. thad merkilegasta svona var ad eg sa Vanilla Sky i fyrsta skipti a aevinni en hun var svona..ja..nett steikt.. ,,kenndi" kristgeiri i fyrsta skipti i gaer og thad var bara hevi nett... held ad leyndir kennsluhaefileikar seu ad fara ad lita dagsins ljos...muhaha..segi svona. Hef trollatru a thessum dreng barasta..
ju og i gaerkvoldi hitti eg LOKSINS astu beibi a kaffibrennslunni tharsem vid toludum og toludum...mjooog naes og asta alltaf jafn gordjoss og ljuf ad vanda.. gracias por la noche mi amore! we are gonna rock this life with musica..!
nuna er eg bara i horku leit ad djobbi.. please help me ya'll!

yes.

nyjasta nytt ur heimi minum (reyndar ekki alveg splunku-glaenytt..) er hinn stormerkilegi kristgeir , sem er minn fyrsti songnemandi!..how cool is that.. ekki bara hef eg trollatru a ad hann yfirtaki tonlistarheiminn a islandi og vidar heldur er hann bara horku myndarlegur lika..og hana nu.. hver er heppnasti non-pro-songkennari a islandi? ;) that's right... it's meeee...tha hootchy mama!

hi. my name is Mark. I live in the U.S. I just wanted to say that you are beautiful! This is my webpage...sort of. http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=YBirdNJ
hope we can talk soon!

Var ad fa thetta i email adan og craps hvad folk getur verid skrytid...yfirskriftin var ,,I saw your picture at Msn directory"..nuna erum vid ad tala um ad thetta er i annad skipti sem ad eitthva svona skrytid gerist i gegnum thetta msn..fyrir einhvejru sidan hringdi einhver amerikani i mig og sagdist hafa sed mynd af mer a msn og fengid gemsa numerid mitt og akvedid ad hringja og hvort eg vildi hittast...eg bara...neij.. og nuna thetta.. og thad skrytnasta vid thetta er ad thegar eg er inni a mailinum minum og kiki a svona ,,my profile" fyrir members directory tha er ekkert..thannig ad annadhvort hef eg verid lamin af einhverjum dverg sem hefur skrifad thetta inna mitt daemi og falid thad svo eg finni thad ekki eda ad einhver er ad pull my leg...
hvort sem er, tha fila eg thetta bara aaaalls ekkert.. gaurinn er lika vibba ljotur!
hjalp?

eg var svona ad spa adan... Hvernig aetli tonlistarheimurinn hafi verid ef ad Bitlarnir hefdu ekki stigid a stokk a sinum tima? .. aetli musik dagsins vaeri eitthvad allt odruvisi? .. eg er bara svona ad spa. ad sokum atvinnuleysis mins er eg komin a sama plan og hundurinn minn, vid forum a faetur a sama tima og gerum jafn mikid (ekki mikid sumse) .. eg filada, but it aint makin' me earn no money .. so I gots to do sumthin'!!!!
BLAH
..hver vill redda mer vinnu?

...jaeja bornin min...

Italian Job er ekkert til ad deyja fyrir, maeli med videoinu frekar... utreiknanleg og vaemin, tho ad Edwart Norton se nu alltaf nett godur sko! ! ! Eg hef ekkert svar fengid fra vinnunni thannig ad eg er bara ad djoflast eitthvad, var ad koma ur Worldclass nuna (er komin i heilsuatak daudans eftir italiuferdirnar minar...man) og er svo bara ad dandalast eitthvad fyrir pabba minn utaf tonmenntarvef og thrifa tonlistarskolann hans og eitthvad ves.
I morgun hitti eg svona einkathjalfara tharsem hann bjo til eitthvad plan fyrir mig og vid erum ad tala um thvilika erfidid!! ef eg nae ad halda uppi thessu plani i ca.3 manudi erum vid ad tala um thvilika muninn og vodvatrollid ;) tho thad se nu ekki alveg beint likt mer ad vera einhver massakassi.. ussuss..

jaeja..aetla ad halda afram ad lata mer verda kalt og leita ad vinnu..
so long suckahszz.. ;)